Hey, who died? It’s like a morgue in here. Draw the curtains and throw open the windows to let the fresh air in. It smells like mothballs pickled in yak piss. Gross. Nothing worse than a neglected blog – especially now that America is great again and the world is finally at peace. Nothing worse. Nothing at all.
Here’s something I’ve been working on. It’s a new project called 60 Seconds. Or, as I’ve been saying by way of a tagline, “Life. Sixty seconds at a time.” More coming. Stay tuned.
Oh, and Happy New Year, bitches.