ABC’s of B.O.R.E.D.O.M.

  I stumbled across this in my archives and it amused me, so I thought I’d share it again. You’re welcome… A – Age: A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells. Ruuude. B – Bed size: about the same as standing up size, I figure, though there’s probably a little unsightly spread. C…… Continue reading ABC’s of B.O.R.E.D.O.M.

Sex And The Single Vampire: Hot Tips On How To Pick Up Bloodsuckers!

Picking up vampires is an art form and learning to do it successfully takes practice. Here are a few hot tips to empower you and make you more effective, courtesy of Vampire Hunter Franklin W. Fuggitt. Sometimes knowing what NOT TO DO or NOT TO SAY when picking up a vampire is even more important…… Continue reading Sex And The Single Vampire: Hot Tips On How To Pick Up Bloodsuckers!

Interview With A Vampire Hunter

The call came quite unexpectedly. I was working late and deadlines were looming. Little did I know that fate was about to give me a jingle. The voice on the other end of the telephone line intrigued me with an impossible claim. I hurriedly set up a meeting and rushed out to get my story:…… Continue reading Interview With A Vampire Hunter

The Nature Of Angels

“Patience is a virtue,” the angel said. “So’s chastity, but I don’t think it’s going to help me out of this particular situation,” the knight replied crossly. “How about, instead of spouting pithy idioms, you lend me a hand here?” “Oh, I’m afraid that’s outside of my parameters, dear heart.” “I thought you were here…… Continue reading The Nature Of Angels

Creative License

The study of “junk DNA” was a fascinating subject to evolutionary biologist Serena Blake. It was, simply put, the exploration of what makes human beings tick. Spearheading the study of this misunderstood genetic material had been a lifelong obsession. From the earliest coining of the term, way back in the 1970s, through the creation of…… Continue reading Creative License